One Funny Wedding Show!
If you have not seen this, you have to tune in and watch "My Redneck Wedding" on the CMT cable network.
Every Friday evening there is a show called "My Redneck Wedding" on the CMT Cable network (Country Music Television)
Over the weekend and the following week they line up several of these shows in a row to fill a couple hours. It is hosted by Tom Arnold of once married to Roseanne Barr fame.
It basically follows around a couple having what Jeff Foxworthy would call a "Redneck Wedding"
Late, late last night I watched four shows in a row and woke my wife up from the laughing. This morning I had to explain to her what I was laughing about. She of course did not believe me, so when I saw that they were running the shows again this afternoon I had her watch them with me.
She'll never doubt me again! You have to see it to believe it!
Not to give too much away, but all of these weddings seemed to have these common elements involved.
1) Live Stock: Horses, donkeys, chickens, sheep...
2) Hay Bales to sit on.
3) Camouflage clothing. (Bride, Groom & Wedding Party)
4) Guns & Ammo - Cowboy hats and boots.
5) Missing Teeth
6) I.Q.’s that are smaller than their snake skin boots size.
7) Kegs of beer.
8) Tractors and/or ATVs
9) Barns and pastures.
10) Animal heads mounted on the walls.
One Bride had mud wrestling where she took on opponents while wearing her wedding dress.
One couple had a mattress tied to the back of an ATV and pulled people around the pasture like sledding.
Most Brides ride into the ceremony on horse back.
The gifts that the Bride & Groom give one another is an ending segment to the show. On one show the groom gave his new wife an old child’s riding wood horse that he actually found in the dumpsters behind a town business. One episode the Groom gave his Bride a pink rifle. One show the Bride had pictures of her wearing only blue chaps while riding a horse, had it framed and he then mounted it on their house wall.
I did notice that if they had any music, it came from a cassette boom box, the speakers in the back seat of an old car or from a three piece band who got paid with "All the beer they could drink"
I have seen on DJs web sites many pictures of weddings that they have performed for that looked as if it could have been on this show.
I have done weddings in barns and tents outside on a farm in the past, but they were still so much classier then anything that appears on this TV show.
I'm so glad that I charge way too much for this kind of customer and that I have the ability to "Just Say NO" to this kind of client.
Jeff Richards: Party Time Productions
http://www.PartyTimeProductions.biz