Just for laughs!
Top Ten Worst ways to advertise your DJ Business
10) Hire a Clown and a Organ Grinder with a Monkey to advertise your business at the local park.
9) Wear a sandwich board advertising you business while standing outside of Starbucks.
8) Hire the Crypts gang to "mark" buildings with your business name.
7) Put your business card in a bottle and throw it into the ocean.
6) Write your ad on the bathroom stall wall. "For a good time call"...
5) Hold a garage sale and set up your gear with a sign that reads “Make me an offer”
4) Set up a card table with a crayon sign on the front yard and yell out at passing cars “DJ for sale, get your really crappy DJ here!”
3) Hold a “Starving Disc Jockey” sale in the basement of the V.F.W. where all the DJs will sell their services for “Pennies on the dollar” EVERYTHING MUST GO!
2) Staple flyer's advertising DJ service on telephone poles all around town. “No Talent DJ's” call 976-loser.
1) Stand on the corner of a busy intersection with a card board box sign that reads: “Will work for Beer money”
Jeff Richards: Party Time Productions
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